“They said there’ll be snow at Christmas; They said there’ll be peace on Earth Hallelujah Noel be it Heaven or Hell; The Christmas you get you deserve” – Emerson, Lake & Palmer — After Clarence the Angel saw me wearing a Cleveland Browns hat, he brought me rope and then he was gone and I…


“Life’s the same except for my shoes” – The Cars — Did you see the press conference when I stood up and threw a shoe at Browns coach Romeo Crennel? He dodged it as if he’s been dodging thrown shoes his whole life. No big deal. The truth is, I am a Romeo supporter. I…


“Roxanne, you don’t have to put on that red light” – THE POLICE — Governor Rod Blagojevich: Hey Fan Number 5, do you have a favorite NFL team? Want me to pick them to win? Auctioneer Rod Blagojevich: I’ll picktheBears ifyouwantmetopicktheBears so do I hear $50,000? No? Okay, I’ll picktheSaints ifyouwantmetopicktheSaints so do I hear…