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August 13, 2009 By: BT Category: Uncategorized

Silence is the enemy, Against your urgency
So rally up the demons of your soul

– Green Day –

These 2009 NFL predictions are my ANGRY GUY call to stop Obama’s evil plot to ruin America. I won’t let Obama ruin America this NFL season like he did last year when he let the Pittsburgh Steelers become champions.

Obama’s communist plan for the 2009 NFL season proves he doesn’t care about health care for my grandma, who is a Cleveland Browns fan and currently deceased. Instead he made Dan Rooney, the owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers, into an ambassador and now he wants to give health care to Green Bay Packers fans. Imagine, all those cheeseheads! How do you cure that?

Look at me! Don’t you ignore me, you bastard, you son of a bitch, you Lions fan. That’s right, I called you a Lions fan. What are you gonna do about it? Do you think it’s funny? So now I’m a funny guy, huh?

No, I will not show you any manners! What do you think, this is grade school? You ruined everything! You turned my team into one of the laughing stocks of the league, our coach is more secretive than Dick Cheney, our quote-unquote star player is a knucklehead with bad hands, and you want me to show some manners?

I’ll show you something better.  I’ll show you that I won’t let Obama ruin America because we the people who cheer control whatzgonnahappen.


PATRIOTS –  It’s tough to find a weakness other than one fragile globe-trotting knee often seen next to a supermodel. The defensive front is loaded, Randy Moss will be otherworldly, and a Canton, Ohio sculptor is drawing up plans for a bronze hoodie. 12-4

DOLPHINS – Joey Porter, who had a dog that once ate a horse, and Jason Taylor, who appeared on Dancing with the Stars, will tackle opposing quarterbacks from two ends of the spectrum. 10-6 Continue reading “HOME OF A TOWN HALL ANGRY GUY’S 2009 NFL PICKS” »