‘Cause this thriller, thriller night And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike – Michael Jackson — If you throw that egg, I won’t give you my week 8 NFL predictions. I am here at home dressed as an NFL prognosticator while I try to decipher, from the look on your…


99 dreams I have had In every one a red balloon – Nena — Help me! I just launched a balloon and my Week 7 NFL predictions are in it! What do you mean you don’t believe me? I know American history. George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King Jr. are great Americans but…


In this undiscovered moment, lift your head up above the crowd We could shake this world, if you would only show us how Your life is now – John Mellencamp — I humbly accept the Nobel Prize for Week 5 NFL Predictions. I deserve this. The committee, in its wisdom, recognized my tremendous accomplishment of…


MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD: I predict week 4 in the NFL will be wiped off the map by one name – Brett Favre…… the twilight of Brett Favre’s career is an Iranian intelligence operation aimed at causing psychological damage in the heartland.