Regrets, I’ve had a few But then again, too few to mention – Paul Anka — These 2009 Week 17 NFL picks have been planned for an entire decade. And what a decade it’s been. I feel like I’ve aged 10 years. If you’ve been betting these picks for the past 10 years, I’d like…


You better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I’m telling you why – J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie — I’m Wolf Blitzen, news reindeer, reporting that these Week 16 NFL picks were voted on by the Senate on the morning of Christmas Eve. The key point in the legislation was if…


Lonely days are gone, I’m a goin’ home ‘Cause my baby just a-wrote me a letter – The Boxtops — These Week 15 NFL picks are hot! Stolen emails reveal that three rainforests were chopped down to produce these week 15 NFL picks and our SUV-driving employees are required to hold the buttons of two…


There are those who look at things the they way they are, and ask why… I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? – Robert F. Kennedy — These week 14 NFL predictions are late because I knew I’d be correct about the Browns game, so I started celebrating Thursday’s victory on…


There’s battle lines being drawn Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong – Buffalo Springfield — President Obama: These Week 13 NFL picks are a time of great trial. My fellow Americans, even though no one has ever won in the wasteland known as Week 13 NFL picks, I suggest that Week 13 NFL Picks are winnable….