You must really consider the circus It just might be your kind of zoo I can’t think of a place that’s more perfect For a person as perfect as you – The Grateful Dead — My opponent for the job of Week 8 NFL Prognosticator was Brett Favre’s penis photographer. Plus, she’s a witch. And…


I’d rather laugh with the sinners Than cry with the saints The sinners are much more fun – Billy Joel — When James Harrison and Brandon Meriweather suggested that I not make these Week 7 NFL picks because I have the mental capacity of a green pepper, I scoffed. Sure my head hurts from the…


You stumble out of a hole in the ground A vampire or a victim It depends on who’s around – U2 — I told them to get me out of the mine in time to predict week 6 in the NFL. I really meant that I wanted to be able to watch the Browns/Steelers game…


And lightening strikes, maybe once, maybe twice Oh, and it lights up your night And you see your gypsy – Fleetwood Mac — Hi, my name is Randy and I am the new temp here doing Week 5 NFL Picks. I used to work in New England but that job, like your job, was eliminated….