As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer ‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint – The Rolling Stones — These week 17 NFL picks resolve to call for the voluntary execution of Tucker Carlson. Since the bow-tied alleged nimrod Tucker Carlson made clear that he thinks Michael Vick should have been executed, these week…


You call me a fool You say it’s a crazy scheme This one’s for real I already bought the dream – Steely Dan — These holiday week 16 NFL picks are 50 percent off. But wait, there’s more – you get an organic free-range concussion, and a life-size poster of Mitch McConnell if you order…


You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I’m telling you why – J. Fred Coots & Haven Gillespie — Dear Santa, I believe in you. That’s why I tripped the opposing prognosticator as he was running to the liquor store. But I don’t think I’ve been naughty. I adapted to…


These week 14 NFL Picks are a cowardly compromise. Everyone knows that compromise is for wussies.

The President wanted only those gambling less than $250,000 on the New England Patriots to have access


It’s no secret is that a friend is someone who lets you help It’s no secret that a liar won’t believe anyone else – U2 — Julian Assange has leaked my week 13 NFL picks to the media. He stole them from my brain. All that I can do now is deny that I know…