If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right
– Tom Jones
These week 4 NFL picks are wrong, dead wrong. There’s clear evidence. Still, I insist they are right because they come from the fellows at Foot Locker.
In fact, these picks are so wrong that Democrats and Republicans agree they are bad. Democrats and Republicans never agree about anything. But on this, they agree. Why? Because NFL football is the most important issue in America.
As the NFL began resembling the WWE, politicians of both parties – who believe diverse things about unions – agreed that it was time to bring back the “real” referees. This was actually the only item in the past decade or so in which politicians in both parties have agreed. There is nothing more important to the survival of our country than the integrity of a call in an NFL end zone.
War? Taxes? The Deficit? Jobs? The environment? The economy? Are you kidding me! Did you see that Packers game!
That’s why these picks are always so deliberately horrible (although I did pick the Seahawks to beat the Packers… draw your own conclusions) It’s the only way to get everyone to work together. Prove me wrong. Go on, I dare you to find a non-NFL issue that Democrats and Republicans agree on. We are one nation under the NFL. Ask a Democrat. Or ask a Republican. They’ll tell you whatzgonnahappen. Continue reading “Week 4 NFL Picks – Replacement Pick Consensus” »