Due to personal issues, this column is on a two-week temporary sabbatical. It will return for the playoffs. Thanks to all three of you who read this. Merry Christmas. Sleep in heavenly peace.


Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? – Eurythmics These week 15 NFL picks are making your damn Christmas presents. Bah humbug, bitches! But not you, Browns fans. Joy to the world! Ernie the elf here. More appropriately, my name should be Elvis the elf, but my pathetic parents called me…


This is the end Beautiful friend The end My only friend, the end – The Doors These week 14 picks are the work of Mayans on Medicare. Face it, the Mayans aren’t getting any younger. Plus most Mayans are depressed Oakland Raiders fans on Mexican antidepressants – now legal in Colorado and Washington state. That’s…