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Fox News 2013 NFL Season Picks; It’s Obama’s Fault

May 30, 2013 By: BT Category: 2013 Season

He was taken to task by some critics who asked, “Do you write the words or lyrics first?”
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These 2013 NFL picks are a Fox News Production of our Award-winning series, “It’s Obama’s Fault.” The series won the Fox News Award for Fair and Balanced Reporting.

Today’s show is called, “It’s Obama’s Fault That The Cleveland Browns Never Go To The Super Bowl.” I’m Terry Bradshaw filling in for Sean Hannity, fox-news-logowho is on vacation in Benghazi, Libya.

While everyone knows that all real Americans root for the Cleveland Browns, I’ve been told by my producer, Rush Limbaugh, that it’s Obama’s fault that the Browns have been unable to move beyond Factory of Sadness status for more than a decade. And Fox News head of research, Michele Bachman, tells me that… wait, wait!…

Barack Hussein Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. Barack Hussein Obama.

Sean told me that I must say that name three times, and then click my heels together for good luck, in the first two minutes of the show.

Okay, where was I? Oh yeah, according to research by… oh hell, never mind.

The truth, as I learned from Fox News spiritual advisor Glen Beck, is that thebrownselfguitar Cleveland Browns are not allowed to go to the Super Bowl. That’s what the Founding Fathers wrote. You can look it up on the Internet. Try this page first.

But even though it’s Obama’s fault that the Cleveland Browns never go to the Super Bowl ever, not even once, this year the Cleveland Browns are going to go to and then win the Super Bowl.

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