I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and I must have it painted black Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts It’s not easy facing up when your whole world is black – Rolling Stones — Hi, I am Senator Ted Cruz…


Cryin’ won’t help you, and prayin’ won’t do you no good When the levee breaks, mama, you gotta move – Led Zeppelin — So I saw that the Pope said it was okay for the Cleveland Browns to trade Trent Richardson. I smell chemicals. Did Assad hit my living room? That’s not what the Pope…


Communication breakdown, it’s always the same I’m having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane! – Led Zeppelin — The fantasy football league I joined is toxic, and seems to go by the rules of RISK. As you can tell, I’ve got no friends so I joined this random league and it turned out to be…