I’ve been down on the bottom of a whirlpool of lies I ain’t lookin’  for nothin’ In anyone’s eyes – Bob Dylan — These week 17 NFL Picks would like you to duck back to an ignorant age when everyone knew their place. Back then, the Cleveland Browns place was first. That’s right, a long…


They said there’ll be snow at Christmas They said there’ll be peace on Earth But instead it just kept on raining A veil of tears for the virgin birth – Emerson, Lake & Palmer — Dear Santa, you cookie-stealing hippie. These week 16 NFL picks are my wish list, along with peace on Earth, and…


I’m in position, you can’t play me out da pocket I’ll take the dopest beat you got and I’ll rock-it – Public Enemy — These week 15 NFL picks are legally stoned and in a Mandela-forgiving, Pope-for-the-poor mood in Uruguay with the NFL officials from last week’s Browns / Patriots game. These guys crack me…