Got a dream to take them there They’re coming to America Got a dream they’ve come to share They’re coming to America – Neil Diamond — These week 12 NFL Picks have come to America with a dream to see the Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl. Thankfully, the Prognosticator of the United States of…


Whoever we are Wherever we’re from We shoulda noticed by now Our behavior is dumb – Frank Zappa — These week 11 Picks are one chromosome short of the surface of a comet, where our German telescope can see the future of the NFL. You believe this because you are American and you don’t know…


I went back to Ohio But my city was gone – The Pretenders — These Week 10 NFL Picks come from Hillary Clinton’s new condo in the battleground state of Ohio, where Cleveland versus Cincinnati shall define the future of the world for the next several years. Ohio, of course, is THE bellwether state –…


They told him, Don’t ever come around here Don’t want to see your face, you better disappear – Michael Jackson — These Week 9 NFL Picks vote for the Peyton Manning versus Tom Brady rivalry for an Oscar, a Tony, a Grammy, an Emmy, and because we are Browns fans, a Bernie. We’d vote for…