You say you want a revolution Well, you know We all want to change the world – The Beatles — These Week 12 NFL picks by a turkey suggest that all turkeys are Cleveland Browns fans, just as all Browns fans are turkeys. Stick with me here, because this is about to get newsy. So,…


Somewhere, somehow, somebody Must have kicked you around some Tell me why you want to lay there And revel in your abandon – Tom Petty — These week 11 NFL Picks, after consulting with governors of the 31 other teams, have decided not to accept Cleveland Browns fans as refugees. Yes, we have seen the…


We don’t need no education We don’t need no thought control – Pink Floyd — These Week 10 NFL Picks from the campus of Cleveland Browns University demand that everyone step down who runs this sorry excuse for a college. I have been here for decades, and I have not learned anything. This offends me….


Imagine there’s no countries It isn’t hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too – John Lennon — These Week 9 NFL Picks are bought to you by Peace On Earth, which, just like the Cleveland Browns defense, does not exist. But since I am Peace on Earth, I have…