She wrote upon it
Return to sender, address unknown
No such address, no such zone
– Elvis Presley
These week 16 NFL picks by the Returns Department see an awful lot of football fans out there in line trying to return their team’s season.
And while I am great friends with Browns fans, things are cool here because I’ve also gotten to know Cowboys fans quite well. And let’s just say that I sure love seeing Ravens fans here.
This is a fun place to work, but I admit there is stress. Some things have a No-Return policy. For instance, Donald Trump. While America is stuck with him, I have had to deal with many unreasonable people who think I’ll take him back.
But just like the football seasons that so many disappointed fans are trying to return, Donald Trump fits under our other policy: You Break It, You Bought It.
That’s just how life works. You’ll see when you stick around to see whatzgonnahappen.