She wrote upon it Return to sender, address unknown No such address, no such zone – Elvis Presley — These week 16 NFL picks by the Returns Department see an awful lot of football fans out there in line trying to return their team’s season. A lot of Browns fans. Familiar faces. I see them…


You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch – The Grinch Who Stole Christmas — These week 15 NFL Picks by Ebeneezer Scrooge, Cleveland Browns fan, have already seen three ghosts and a Donald Trump speech, but nothing scares me. I still hate Christmas. I believe Christmas is the only thing Donald Trump does not hate. But…


And you tell me Over and over and over again, my friend Ah, you don’t believe We’re on the eve of destruction – Barry McGuire — These Week 13 NFL Picks come to you from the Biblical end of time. War, flood, famine – Johnny Manziel on the bench. The Book of Namath; 3.16 says,…