Mental wounds not healing Who and what’s to blame I’m goin’ off the rails on a crazy train – Ozzy Osbourne — These week 4 NFL picks went to a tremendous watch party at the Trump Dive Bar on Liar Street in the sketchy fun part of downtown Bullshitville, where I was served a huge…


Lie to me And tell me everything is all right – Johnny Lang — These Week 3 NFL Picks declare that the Cleveland Browns, much like myself, were born in hell, period. I am not going to answer any questions about my previous 17 years spreading the rumor that the Cleveland Browns were an NFL…


I’m Mr. Bad Example, take a look at me I’ll live to be a hundred and go down in infamy – Warren Zevon — Cough! These Week 2 NFL Picks feel dizzy. Don’t tell the media or anyone. From now on, I will only communicate by email. Call me the email female. I’ve been called…


I shot the sheriff But I swear it was in self defense – Bob Marley == You are not getting week 1 NFL picks from Colin Kaepernick until the Cleveland Browns are treated better by the rest of the league. Look, I know you came here for NFL picks. I can hear the National Anthem…