News guy wept and told us Earth was really dying – David Bowie — These Week 17 NFL Picks would like to take one final time to say goodbye to David Bowie, the United States of America, and the Cleveland Browns year-long losing streak. All will be missed in their own way. The Browns began…


I’m back in the USSR You don’t how luck you are, boys – The Beatles — These Week 15 NFL Picks, using information from the Russians, waited until after all the games were played to make a prediction. I only got one wrong. I would also like to thank the the Russians for hacking the…


What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real Meek and obedient you follow the leader – Pink Floyd — These week 14 NFL picks are wearing the most outlandish tin foil hat I can find outside of a red one that says, “Make America Great Again.” Yes, it’s a Cleveland Browns hat. That means…


What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real Meek and obedient you follow the leader – Pink Floyd — These Week 13 NFL Picks have been curated by the KGB and by Alex Jones of Infowars for their veracity. In other words, this bullshit is completely false. But since you won’t bother to…