He was taken to task by some critics who asked, Do you write the words or lyrics first? – Michael Stanley Band — These 2017 NFL season Picks, certain that the Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl, if there is a Super Bowl, are afraid of a crazy man on Twitter, whatever Twitter is….

Lie to me And tell me everything is all right – Johnny Lang — These Week 3 NFL Picks declare that the Cleveland Browns, much like myself, were born in hell, period. I am not going to answer any questions about my previous 17 years spreading the rumor that the Cleveland Browns were an NFL…


Whoever we are Wherever we’re from We shoulda noticed by now Our behavior is dumb – Frank Zappa — These week 11 Picks are one chromosome short of the surface of a comet, where our German telescope can see the future of the NFL. You believe this because you are American and you don’t know…


I went back to Ohio But my city was gone – The Pretenders — These Week 10 NFL Picks come from Hillary Clinton’s new condo in the battleground state of Ohio, where Cleveland versus Cincinnati shall define the future of the world for the next several years. Ohio, of course, is THE bellwether state –…


Due to personal issues, this column is on a two-week temporary sabbatical. It will return for the playoffs. Thanks to all three of you who read this. Merry Christmas. Sleep in heavenly peace.


If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right – Tom Jones These week 4 NFL picks are wrong, dead wrong. There’s clear evidence. Still, I insist they are right because they come from the fellows at Foot Locker. In fact, these picks are so wrong that Democrats and Republicans agree they are…


You must really consider the circus It just might be your kind of zoo I can’t think of a place that’s more perfect For a person as perfect as you – The Grateful Dead — My opponent for the job of Week 8 NFL Prognosticator was Brett Favre’s penis photographer. Plus, she’s a witch. And…


“Inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial.” – Bob Dylan — There once was a Louisiana cow that loved the NFL and, as this is a religious story, we shall call her a sacred cow although her given name was Elsie. All her life, Elsie had one goal – to become the official football…


The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And everyday the paper boy brings more – Pink Floyd — TED KENNEDY: Hey, dead Ted back again, now that 41 out of 100 is a majority, to give you my NFL Conference Championship predictions and to check in on…


Man at the top says it’s lonely up there If it is man, I don’t care From the big white house to the parking lot Everybody wants to be the man at the top – Bruce Springsteen — MARK McGWIRE: These 2010 Divisional Playoff NFL picks are clean, unlike the 1998 Super Bowl when Sammy…