It takes more than beer and Free CheeZeburgerZ to create this website. It takes a roomful of typing monkeys getting lucky stringing vowels and consonants together.
But let me interrupt the monkeys for a moment to thank some people who have, frankly, freaked me out with their kindness.
Steve Riley (get this, a Steelers fan!) of Momentum Communications (of Harrisburg, PA) is the one responsible if you happen to hear my voice on the radio. He’s a genius and he knows people who know people. I don’t even know one person. I know monkeys. So if you want help with marketing, I recommend that you fire everyone and give Steve all your business. I’m serious. Contact him: sriley@momentumcom.com
Alison Dann (a Browns fan, thank goodness) is an editor who realized as soon as she saw that I can’t spell NFL (I forget the “F”) that I desperately need someone to check my spelling and grammar. Yes, Alison has volunteered for perhaps the most difficult American task outside of the military – stopping me from appearing illiterate. Thank you!
Alan Eldredge (a Patriots fan), who is an actual friend that I have met and shaken his hand is a technical genius, a guitar master, one of the nicest people on Earth – and helped me as I began to design this website. But Alan, who lives in upstate NY, and I were communicating by carrier pigeon and smoke signals. He decided he needed to move on and I found…
Mike Knowles (a Patriots fan), also known as Web & Database Guy – known by me as the all-powerful supreme being of this website – has ingeniously created this simple and evolving design and has helped me in countless technical ways. Mike, who is practically my neighbor but I never met him before, has astonished me with his kindness and I hope someone out there can help him by giving him some business: Contact him: mgknowles@no-static.net
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So if you’ve read this column, you know that my only other possible qualification for employment involves the phrase, “Would you like fries with that?”
So let me practice: Would you like to donate sums of money to this website in order to help feed the typing monkeys and occasionally clean their cages?
See, I can never get hired at those fast food places even though I am an expert on CheeZeburgerZ.
So how about this - why not just ADVERTISE ON THIS SITE or CLICK ON THE ADS and then TELL EVERYONE to visit for a laugh? That would help.
Or- LINK TO www.whatZgonnahappen.com
In the meantime, would you like fries with that? And yes, you can donate money but I recommend you buy beer:
Brian Tarcy
P.O. Box 1225
N. Falmouth, MA
02556
