He was taken to task by some critics who asked, Do you write the words or lyrics first? – Michael Stanley Band — These 2017 NFL season Picks, certain that the Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl, if there is a Super Bowl, are afraid of a crazy man on Twitter, whatever Twitter is….

Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial – Bob Dylan — My Super Bowl 51 prediction wizard has the highest IQ of all prediction wizards ever and a crystal ball from Tiffany’s that he received in a tremendous trade deal with a foreign fortune teller. When I asked the wizard his trade strategy, he…

Well there ain’t no time to wonder why Whoopee, we’re all gonna die – Country Joe & The Fish — These righteous NFL Conference Championship Picks, hiding from American carnage, would like to point out that for far too long the establishment of good NFL football teams has protected only itself, not the Cleveland Browns….

And they’re coming to take me away Ha Ha They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha – Napoleon XIV — These Divisional Round NFL Picks were just called fake news by President-Elect Donald Trump. We are not fake news. We teach the controversy. For instance, there are many reports out…

Haven’t you heard it’s a battle of words The poster bearer cried Listen son, said the man with the gun There’s room for you inside – Pink Floyd — These Wildcard Weekend NFL Picks are dumb as a bag of rocks. We are not part of the intelligence community. We spent the season picking the…

News guy wept and told us Earth was really dying – David Bowie — These Week 17 NFL Picks would like to take one final time to say goodbye to David Bowie, the United States of America, and the Cleveland Browns year-long losing streak. All will be missed in their own way. The Browns began…

I’m back in the USSR You don’t how luck you are, boys – The Beatles — These Week 15 NFL Picks, using information from the Russians, waited until after all the games were played to make a prediction. I only got one wrong. I would also like to thank the the Russians for hacking the…

What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real Meek and obedient you follow the leader – Pink Floyd — These week 14 NFL picks are wearing the most outlandish tin foil hat I can find outside of a red one that says, “Make America Great Again.” Yes, it’s a Cleveland Browns hat. That means…

What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real Meek and obedient you follow the leader – Pink Floyd — These Week 13 NFL Picks have been curated by the KGB and by Alex Jones of Infowars for their veracity. In other words, this bullshit is completely false. But since you won’t bother to…