There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold And she’s buying a stairway to heaven – Led Zeppelin — Boo!  Hi, I am Megyn Gretchen with your FOX News NFL Conference Championship Picks, just in case you haven’t been killed yet. Let’s go to my guest, the craziest person my producers could find,…

Imagine there’s no countries It isn’t hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too – John Lennon — These NFL Divisional Playoff picks are from the prophet Mohammed (Muhammad’s drunk twin brother), who was wrong when he predicted the Cleveland Browns would win this year’s Super Bowl. When the prophet…

Under my thumb The girl who once had me down Under my thumb The girl who once pushed me around – The Rolling Stones — These week 17 NFL Picks have hacked the NFL standings and now the Cleveland Browns are undefeated. Yeah, we’re crazy serious! We can do anything. Johnny Manziel is now officially…

Now the family is crazy And they’re out of their minds They kick it up a notch at Christmastime – Steve Shook & The Elftones — These week 16 NFL picks have given you each vodka for Christmas. You are going to be a big hit in third grade, Jimmy! I did this because each…

Don’t want no short people Round here – Randy Newman — These Week 15 NFL Picks are smaller than any accusations about us – whether by Marvin Lewis or Diane Feinstein. We are small just like our heroes, Johnny Manziel and the CIA. Sure, we are exciting. But that’s because we are sneaky and slippery…

Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I’ll be watching you – The Police — These Week 14 NFL picks can’t breath! These Week 14 NFL picks can’t breath! Once more…  These week 14 NFL picks can’t breath! That’s how a Cleveland Browns season always ends….